If you have ever broken any of my rules your on my list. There are five rules how hard could it be so hard to follow. If you don’t like them you can leave.
#1 We love meat. Any kind of meat. So please don’t put your arms or legs in my enclosure. We tend to bite a lot. So if you like your arms and legs keep them out of the enclosure.#2 Don’t throw trash in our enclosure. If you want to throw trash in our cage you can come in and get it yourself. I must warn you though, we like to bite so be careful. So if you want to be safe put your garbage in garbage cans. Theres just a lot of them everywhere around the zoo.
#3 Don’t make loud noises and mock us. It is very disrespectful for us and ticks us off. Just grow up and let us sleep. How would you like it if I mocked you.
#4 Don’t throw food in our cages. I know you think I like a lot of food but your wrong. I only like my own food so keep your food to your self. And well your at it you could lighten up on the pizza.
#5 Last but not least is flash photography. Please don’t use flash photography its in the middle of the day you can see clearly. It also really hurts my eyes. How would you like it if there was a flash in your face all day when your trying to sleep.
There, how hard is that to follow all of those rules. I think it really easy. If you still can follow them then I think you shouldn’t be in a zoo. All of us from the jaguar family would be very happy.
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